Are you ready for the Zombie attack?

I should really be working.

But somehow, I stumbled across this very funny book.

I haven't read it, only seen the review on Amazon. It's a zombie survival guide, but man, just the content page made me laugh - hard.

Not sure if that tells you anything about my state of mind right now, but here it is anyway:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don’t need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

So if you're looking for a b'day present for me . . . .